wWelcome to my humble abode... pPlease enjoy your stay, maybe grab a soft drink while you're at it, you worm of a human being.

hHello!! mMy name is cChip 'lLil hHal jrJR' sStrider and this is my website. iI will post a lot about my interweb findings such as 'blinkies' and pixel chips. pPixels.

tThere will be really awesome and cool music playing. yYou are not allowed to mute it. nNo.

tThis is me:

eEveryone says iI'm very, exceedingly, exceptionally, especially, extraordinarily, to a fault, in the extreme, extra, tremendously, immensely, vastly, hugely, abundantly, intensely, acutely, singularly, significantly, distinctly, outstandingly, uncommonly, unusually, decidedly, particularly, eminently, supremely, highly, remarkably handsome, and if you disagree then that's okay. eEveryone has their own opinion to these types of matters.